- PART I (Short Jokes) -
What's better than sanitary napkins?
Answer : VISINE. Because it takes the RED out in sixty seconds.
Q. How do
you embarrass an archaeologoist?
A. Give him a used sanitary napkin and ask him which period it came from.
Ako baba bayan. Ako bili brief!
Jane: Bili mo ako panty!
Tarzan: Ikaw Chita? Ano gusto mo?
Chita: Bili mo ako condom para Jane safe
when I was on the bus with dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat
to a lady
Mom: well, u have done the right thing Son: but mom, i was sitting on dad's lap!
a normal, a retarded and a gay.
Gay: any cock will dooo!
member: Mr President, our population growth rate is alarming! There is one
woman giving birth every minute!
Erap: We have to stop this, look for that woman!
Of all the
rooms in the White House, why did they have to put president Clinton in the
Oval office? ... It's the only place where he couldn't corner a woman.
tawag sa breakfast ng Chowking ay "Almuchow," Ano ang tawag sa lunch nila?
Ano pa, eh di "Lanchow"
immigrants, Chu, Bu, and Fu, were applying to become American citizens. Chu
became Chuck, Bu became Buck, and Fu was sent back to the mainland.
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